Dear Sarah,
Hey, how's it going. You don't know me, but I know you. We all do. Everything you say is being made public right now. You realize that right? I ask because, well, you behave like we don't see somethings that you do. Do you understand what we all think when you refuse to cooperate with the investigation? We think you're guilty. Anyone with any sense of reason thinks that. You look petty, and desperate. It's almost a turnoff, but don't worry, most of us would still TOTALLY do you.
Oh, and that's another thing. You're attractive. Everyone thinks so, and we all know you know it. So you and your cronies can stop being all "Barack is a sexist." But I've covered this. Let's move on.
You know how you don't really talk to the media? That makes us think you aren't really ready to handle their questions. And do you know what we think if we don't think you're ready for the media? We don't think you're ready to be President, which you could very well be.
Also, war with Russia? Are you fucking serious? There's NO way we can do that. You realize that right? I mean you support the war in Iraq which is already drawing resources away from the hunt for Osama Bin Laden, so what do you think is going to happen when we start a new cold war? Or...do you want a new cold war?
Do you really miss the fifties that bad? You want to make all families the Cleevers, I guess. And on top of that you want us afraid of the Russkies again.
Whatever though. Here's a picture for you!
I hope you like it!
Sincerely,
John Dugan Barrett
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