Two Years

Ladies and Gentlemen of my readership; today, February 8, 2009, marks the second anniversary of what (at least according to E!'s coverage) must have been America's greatest tragedy. So today, kind readers, remember Anna. God knows it shouldn't be hard. She's had such a huge impact on every one of our lives. Today I'm going to take trimspa and Quaaludes in her honor. Don't let the holy love of Anna Nicole Smith leave your heart.