Work can suck my DICK!

You know it's funny. I need money, like, a lot of it. Paying for an apartment is a lot more expensive than I had originally realized, and so is eating. But all that considered, I hate the idea that I have work today. Like, HATE it. I think we should petition whoever controls this type of shit to make sure that I have exactly enough money to get everything I want and need. I'd get on that, but I have to work.