Some Observations on People who Support John McCain

So, and granted this is not really based on a whole lot except watching TV and such, I have noticed something about McCain voters that has led me to believe that they are actually stupid and that I haven't just been an elitist liberal prick for thinking so. Okay, ignore the fact that they are more actively trying to divide America into the "real" America and the "not real, pussy-ass commie" America, and that a good percentage of the people speaking for McCain voters in the media think Obama is a Muslim. The real thing that I have heard people say is that Obama will take America in a direction it's never gone. Fucking...seriously? That's a problem?

Listen up. The American economy is on the verge of collapse. People will start losing their jobs and then they can't spend money and then there is no demand for anything and more people will lose jobs. This is what will happen if we don't DRASTICALLY change the way we operate, we're FUCKED! I am at the point now where I really think that people supporting McCain are woefully ignorant.

If McCain wins, we don't deserve democracy because we are obviously not making the effort to be informed. America needs the drastic change that McCain supporters seem to fear. I'm done with respectful disagreement. YOU are the anti-"American" if you support McCain. You are supporting a candidate whose policy will allow America to collapse. You are the naive ones.

New Comic

I fucking hate the MBTA.

Yo dawgs!

So, here in the land of the Jazzebration there has been a lot going on. The comedy troupe of which I am a member is working with a guy who created a show that was real popular, let's just call it... Amigos. That dude is a bag of undisclosable contents (he probably reads stuff like this, he's a self-important twat) and I am really beginning to hope for the worst for him. Your humble blogger also has a job now (duh.) It isn't really bad at all, but for some reason I get all anxious and shit just thinking about it. I think having jobs in High School with bosses who got off on being absolute pricks to people a third their age got to me a little bit. I seriously don't want to go to work. Also, 32 hours is FAR TOO MANY HOURS for a FULL TIME STUDENT to work. Anyway, I'm all anxiety-ridden and still kind of realing from a certain trip to a certain midwestern city. Whatever. Not all of this needs to be made public. Expect a new webcomic on Sunday. It's all written and sketched by hand, I just need to do it in paint. Anyway, I am going to anxiety-ify until I fall asleep.

Work

Is it bad that I actually fear the idea of going to work tomorrow? Man, fuck working so hard. Everyone who reads this should start giving me money. Email me and we can work out a payment plan.

The Funniest Fucking Thing Ever

So today, as I was walking through the Public Gardens, I saw the funniest thing ever. A girl who was no older than 6 seemed to be feeding a squirrel. Upon closer examination, she was not holding food in her hand, but a rolled up dollar bill.

Work can suck my DICK!

You know it's funny. I need money, like, a lot of it. Paying for an apartment is a lot more expensive than I had originally realized, and so is eating. But all that considered, I hate the idea that I have work today. Like, HATE it. I think we should petition whoever controls this type of shit to make sure that I have exactly enough money to get everything I want and need. I'd get on that, but I have to work.

This Shit is the Ballin'est (Most Ballin'?)

New comic.

Guess What!

I met this guy last night. Suck it!

The MBTA Part One

This is part of a multiple part series.

Enter Fitzy

The Party Part Deux

I need a title for this thing.

Comic part 2

So the feedback I got from yesterday(today?)'s experiment was positive. Here's the second one. The next few will take place at the same party.

My first attempt at my own webcomic

I've been reading mad web comics lately, and am currently on the writing team for one that will start running on this here series of tubes later this year. What you see before you is me trying to do my own. It was drawn in paint.

I Yam What I Yam

Popeye the sailor man has a nephew named poopeye. I find this fact endlessly hilarious.

6 or 7 Popes

What am I talking about?