Dildo

I'm creating a new word: dildonic.

dil DON ic - adj. - of or relating to dildos.

Kevin Bright is hella dildonic, all creating friends and being a sexist dildo and shit.

Larry was being wicked dildonic at Shaw's on Saturday; he did not wage peace.

I'm like Shakespeare or something.

Seriously, Kevin Bright is a dildo and so is Larry from work.

Actually, to be fair to dildos everywhere, Kevin Bright is way worse than a dildo. There actually isn't any word hateful enough to be what Kevin Bright is. Fuck that guy, and fuck friends.

Larry though, he's just a dildo.