Jesus pig-fucking Christ. I'll admit that I am prone to hyperbole, but I just saw a band that I am willing to call the worst on the fucking planet. The Expendables (or facepalm: the band) are some horrid sublime rip off band with more metallic tendencies from Santa Cruz, CA; and they suck. They suck the living soul out of me. God! I hate them, and here are just a few of the reasons why.
1) Sublime sucked to begin with. To rip them off is unfathomably shitty. It's a level of shitty that not even most shit gets to. Fuck man, if there is one sublime rip off band, then there are too many. Leave reggae alone you ex-hippie, beach going burnouts. Bob Marley is turning over in his grave, putting pressure on his toe, and screaming out in agony for two reasons now. Fucking piss!
2) Jeff Ott has interesting things to say, but I hate his fucking voice, don't copy him.
3) I don't want to get personal or anything, but the Will Sasso looking guy playing bass was drinking Keystone Light. That shit is for retards with too much money but not enough class.
4) Nice Date Rape shirt, Ric Voss looking mother fucker playing guitar. You're doubly a prick because you acted like you were really blowing minds with your solos, but it was literally all guitar effects. Shit head.
5) Quote of the night right here: "Who here has blown a line of cocaine of the devil's boner!?" Man, go fuck yourself.
In closing, I have one word for the fellows in the Expendables: VANFLIP.
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